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Not For The Average Senior

Not For The Average Senior

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Theme:       A drama for promoting the church seniors group. Being a senior does not mean acting old!

Cast:         2, m or f
Betty – grandmother (senior)
Stefanie – granddaughter, teen

 

Set:          bare stage with 2 chairs side by side

 

Lighting, Sound, Costumes:  standard

 

Time:       5

 

Sample of script:

 

Betty is sitting in a chair, trying to look depressed.  Stephanie is off in a corner of the stage – visible to the audience, but not too close to Betty.

 

Betty, moans:  Oh, woe is me.  OOHHH!
(looking around to make sure people are listening) 
OOOHHH, I’m just finished!

 

Stephanie:    What do you mean, Grandma?

 

Betty:        Oh, Stephanie.  My dear, sweet, young, granddaughter.  You just wouldn’t understand what I am talking about.

 

Stephanie:    Okay, Grandma!  Whatever you say!

 

Stephanie shrugs shoulders, walks away

 

Betty:        Oh, wait!  Don’t you want to hear about my problems?

 

Stephanie:    But you just said . . .

 

Betty:        Forget about that, and come and listen to your old, feeble Grandmother.

 

Stephanie:    Feeble?  (thinking)  So, Joey was right!

 

Betty:        I beg your pardon! What did your brother say about me being feeble?

 

Stephanie:    Oh, nothing, Grandma.

 

Betty:        Hmm.  I will have to keep my eye on that one.  Anyway, back to my horrible, lonely existence.

 

Stephanie:    Grandma, is this going to take long?  ‘Cause if it is, then I have to call Marcy.  We’re meeting at the mall in three hours.

 

Betty, angry:  You sit right down, young lady and listen to what your Grandmother has to tell you about aging!  This is what you have to look forward to!

 

Stephanie, sighs, sits down:
Sounds great, Grams.

 

Betty:        There!  (points at Stephanie)  There it is!

 

Stephanie:    What?

 

Betty:        The blatant disrespect that we as an aged community deal with on a daily basis.

 

Stephanie:    Who?

 

Betty:        Us old folks!

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  • Cast Number: 2
  • Run Time: 5
SKU: not-for-the-average-senior-3893 Categories: , , , Tag:

Description

Church seniors group promotion drama.
Seniors, a very important group for drama, especially in Open Book drama. Being a senior does not mean acting old!

Cast:    2 (m or f)

  • Betty – grandmother (senior)
  • Stefanie – granddaughter, teen

Bible Reference: 

Set:

  • bare stage with 2 chairs side by side

Lighting:        standard

  Sound:     wireless mics if available

Song:     none

SFX:       squeeling tires

Costumes:      standard

Props:      none

Special Instructions:   none

  Time:     5

Sample of script:   

Betty is sitting in a chair, trying to look depressed.  Stephanie is off in a corner of the stage – visible to the audience, but not too close to Betty.

Betty, moans:  Oh, woe is me.  OOHHH!
(looking around to make sure people are listening) 
OOOHHH, I’m just finished!

Stephanie:    What do you mean, Grandma?

Betty:        Oh, Stephanie.  My dear, sweet, young, granddaughter.  You just wouldn’t understand what I am talking about.

Stephanie:    Okay, Grandma!  Whatever you say!

Stephanie shrugs shoulders, walks away

Betty:        Oh, wait!  Don’t you want to hear about my problems?

Stephanie:    But you just said . . .

Betty:        Forget about that, and come and listen to your old, feeble Grandmother.

Stephanie:    Feeble?  (thinking)  So, Joey was right!

Betty:        I beg your pardon! What did your brother say about me being feeble?

Stephanie:    Oh, nothing, Grandma.

Betty:        Hmm.  I will have to keep my eye on that one.  Anyway, back to my horrible, lonely existence.

Stephanie:    Grandma, is this going to take long?  ‘Cause if it is, then I have to call Marcy.  We’re meeting at the mall in three hours.

Betty, angry:  You sit right down, young lady and listen to what your Grandmother has to tell you about aging!  This is what you have to look forward to!

Stephanie, sighs, sits down:
Sounds great, Grams.

Betty:        There!  (points at Stephanie)  There it is!

Stephanie:    What?

Betty:        The blatant disrespect that we as an aged community deal with on a daily basis.

Stephanie:    Who?

Betty:        Us old folks!

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