Jimmy comes on stage
Jimmy: Oh hi guys, I’m glad you’re here. Can I talk to you about a problem I’m having? Sometimes, I mean not all the time, I’m not sure I’m saved. I accepted Jesus as my Savior but I don’t feel anything in my heart.
Heart: You rang?
Jimmy: Who are you?
Heart: I’m your heart.
Jimmy: My heart?
Heart: Yeah, you know like the song. You’ve gotta have heart, miles and miles and miles of heart.
Jimmy: You’re kidding right?
Heart: Nope, I’m your heart, the pumper, the ticker, the old pump-a-roo, the..
Jimmy: OK OK already, I get the point.
Heart: So your wondering what I feel huh? I don’t feel nothing. I don’t think God cares? Do you?
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