Description
Can be used as a puppet script or as a regular production script with some modification.
Cast of 5, any age
Set: None required
Costumes: leisure clothing
Props: outlandish hat
Lighting and Sound: standard
Sample of script:
Tony: Hi Tracy! Haven't seen you around for a long time. Where ya bin man?
Tracy: Who's that? Oh Tony! Didn't recognize ya, what with that hat 'n all!
Tony: Like it? Bought it yesterday at Leo's Haberdashery and Salvage.
Tracy: Let me guess what side of Leo's business that hat came from!
Tony: Ya like it? Me too! Makes a statement about my good taste, I think.
Tracy: A lot of folks would try to keep that kind of statement under their hat, so to speak.
Tony: What's that? You mean you don't like my hat? I mean, I just bought this hat and . .
Tracy: Look, Tony, it sure wouldn't be my first choice but if it works for you that's great! But, listen, I've gotta be goin', got a buncha things ta do for my mom.
Tracy leaves stage.
Tony: Nobody seems to like being around me. It's the way I look, I know that. Why didn't my Craftsman make me handsome so's I could be popular like Tracy?
Jack comes on stage
Jack: Hydee ho, Tony! Love yer hat!
Tony: No you don't! You're just saying you like my hat, but you don't really!
Jack: I don't?
Tony: No, you don't!
Jack: That's strange, I was sure I did like your hat. Can I ask a question?
Tony (angry): What do you want now?
Jack: I was just wondering. Why don't I like your hat?
Tony: See, that proves it!
Jack: Proves what?
Tony: Proves that you don't like my hat.
Jack: No it doesn't. You told me that I didn't like your hat, and I thought the least I should do is know why I didn't like your hat.
Tony: I don't want to talk about it anymore!
Jack after a moment's silence: Could I ask a favor?
Tony: What now?
Jack: Well, I was just thinking. See'n's how you don't like that hat, and I really do like it, well, do ya think I could maybe buy that hat off ya? If ya want to, that is, of course.
Tony: So now you want to buy this ugly hat from me?
Jack: Yeh, well, yup, I guess that's what I want to do all right, I want to buy the ug . . , I mean I want to buy your hat.
Tony: There you go making fun of my hat again. (takes hat off and throws it at Jack) Look just take the stupid hat and go.
Jack: You mean, just take your hat? Oh, I can't do that, I mean you just bought it, and you paid for it and all. No, I couldn't take a good hat from a friend and not pay for it, I mean . . .
Tony screams: I said take the stupid hat and go! I don't want the stupid hat, and I sure don't want your stupid money! Just go!
Jack: Well, if you're sure Tony. Gee, thanks, this really is a great hat! You are a good friend, Tony!
Jack leaves the stage
Tony: A good friend! Right! Nobody likes me and that just proves it! Jack took that hat that I really wanted for myself. The only time anybody likes me is when I give them stuff, and then when they get my stuff they just leave. Just like Jack did! And now I'm all alone, again!
Gloria enters stage.
Gloria: Hi, Tony. How are you doing on this ho?hum day?
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