Description

Missions Enterprise Flight 101 is about to take off.
Thing is, it seems no one understands where they are going, or why!
Do you know the way? Do we just prepare for missions in a general way or do we REALLY PREPARE for missions. Do we know where we are going / Who we are going to teach and share with? Do we know all there is to know about each unique situation? If not, why not!
A comedy custom written by DramaShare for Mission Moments of a major denomination. To have your script custom written contact DramaShare

Cast: 5 m or f

• Public Address Announcer
• Man
• Youth
• Janitor

Bible Reference: Jeremiah 29:11

Set:

• as much as possible resembles a checkin desk in airport

Sound: wireless mics if available

Song: none

Lighting: standard

SFX:

• sounds of airport

Props:

• PA system mic
• clipboard
• globe, (if not available use a large map)

Costumes:

• Announcer wears airline steward clothes

Special Instructions: none

Time: 5

Sample of script:

Public Address Announcer talks into intercom, as she talks travellers walk by.

Public Address Announcer, reads from clipboard: Ladies and gentlemen, this will be your final boarding announcement for Flight 101, the Missions Enterprise. All passengers should now be on board through Departure Lounge L on the Green Concourse.
The Missions Enterprise is now departing for Hangawalla, Binga-banga and Rimmey-Timmey, with connections for points east.

Lady, approaches PA Announcer, grabs clipboard: Young man, exactly what do you mean, “departing for Hangawalla, Binga-banga and Rimmey-Timmey, with connections for points east”?
Why everyone knows the Missions Enterpnse is going to Willa-wanka, Billy-bonka and Tebbu-Terry, with connections for points south!

Man, approaches, grabs clipboard from Lady: You are both wrong! It’s not Hangawalla, Rimmey-Timmey, Billy-bonka, or any of those other places! Why it is common knowledge that the Missions Enterprise heads non-stop to Fifi-marno, and from there on to Simmbaleena, Philliboxer and Freely-froolly, with connections to points north!

Youth: You older people really do try to complicate things, don’t you? I have it on good information that the Missions Enterprise is bound for New-Olderplace, Welcomeback and Tiny-Whereneeded, with connections to points west! Really!

Janitor: What’s everyone arguing about? I mean, what does it matter where the Missions Enterprise is heading for? Like, big deal!

PA Announcer: Look, I should know! And I tell you it’s Hangawalla, Binga . . .

Lady: You heard me! Willa-wanka, Billy . . .

Man: I’m a world traveller, I ought to know! Fifi-marno, Simmbal …..

Youth, stamps foot: NewOlderplace! NewOlderplace! NewOlderplace!

Janitor: East, west, north, south! Who cares! Really! Much to do about nothing! Has someone got a globe? Let’s just spin it and we’ll go wherever it stops! OK, now then, I’ll close my eyes and I’ll point to a spot on the globe. You’ll see, this will be great!

Janitor spins globe, points finger, says: There! There’s our ideal destination!